Okay, so I never played World of Warcraft, but I did play Starcraft. And since it’s highly unlikely that my ex-husband reads this blog I’m gonna say that I totally rocked it. He played WoW, though, so I saw it a lot! Enough of that though. I was waiting for Batman v Superman to start when I saw the trailer for yet another fantasy movie. I try not to watch trailers because they completely ruin movies so I was barely tuned in to this one. Something caught my eye though and I very nearly yelled, “Warcraft!!!” I did, however, whisper it loud enough for my cousin to turn to me and whisper back, “Nerd.” Well…yeah. And I know what some of you may be thinking. Oh great. Another game-based movie. While that is true, it is so much better than some of the other ones out there.
Warcraft begins with a human facing off against an orc. We saw them running towards each other and then, we never saw them again…that we know of. And this fact just dawned on me. And now I’m frustrated. But this is about the worst thing you’ll hear me say about this film. I liked it. I really, really did. Everyone around me seemed to, too. So, after the two guys who faced off and we never saw again, we were taken to an orc world. It was dying and they needed a new world to take over. Enter Azeroth. Well, the orcs did anyway. Through a stinkin’ big portal. Unfortunately for them and fortunately for the citizens of Azeroth, only a “small” contingent of orcs could make it through the portal at that time. The others would have to wait.
The main characters consisted of a handful of humans, a few orcs, a half-orc/half-draenei (yes, I did have to look that one up), and a couple of mages. The humans were, of course, not hard to look at, but the orcs were amazing. I loved the special effects in this movie. I can’t even imagine the amount of time it took to make one orc, let alone thousands. As far as the scenery throughout the film, it seemed to have been stolen from several other movies. I felt some Lord of the Rings, some Avatar, a bit of Star Wars, and even a little scene from the Bible, as the lady who sat next to me said over and over and OVER again. There may have been more but I missed it if there was.
I don’t think I can think of anything negative to say as far as the cast is concerned. I thought they were all pretty good. After the orcs, I liked the mages. After that, I liked the animals. And finally, I liked the humans. I mean, they were just humans after all. No great effects there. A couple of them were not hard to look at, though. As far as star power goes, I only recognized one person in the entire film and I’m not telling who it is. She was a bit of a shock though. I never would have pictured her in this type of role though she did a great job for the minute-and-a-half we got to see her.
I’ve tried to stay pretty positive in this review but I do have to say one somewhat negative thing. Why on earth would you make a portal so tall when you really only need one a little taller than the tallest orc? It doesn’t make sense and was a complete waste of energy. If they’d made it smaller, they probably could’ve fit more orcs through. And totally changed the rest of the movie. So maybe the powers-that-be knew what they were doing. But still…
Warcaft earned its rating because of violence only. There was no cussing, no drugs, no drinking, no sex, no nudity. The violence did get a bit gross though. When men get their heads bashed in by giant sledgehammers or stepped on by big orc feet and squish like melons, it gets a bit gross. Fortunately, these humans didn’t have normal [for us] colored blood so it wasn’t as bad as it could have been.
As I’ve said many times before, this is not a movie my mom would enjoy because of the violence but I would highly recommend this film for WoW players and non-players alike. While it does majorly push taking care of the world in which you live and how important honor is and should be, this was all entertainment all the time. I don’t recall a down moment in the entire movie. It had my attention from the get go. Go see this. It’s fun.